I am a young brilliant confused soul, wanting to suck the marrow out of life.

Who are you?

 

Anonymous asked
But the only thing good about you is your face and the rest is fat and more fat -.- and boring

housewifeswag:

your insults are aimed at the wrong person, friend.

maybe you think those things but I do not, and what I think about myself means a hell of a lot more to me than what you think about me. especially since you have to hide behind anon.

I hope you have a wonderful day :)

http://seekin-a-great-perhaps.tumblr.com/post/83349811076/i-really-want-to-get-one-of-those-discrete

seekin-a-great-perhaps:

I really want to get one of those discrete vibrators that you can leave in your panties and your partner has the remote control. I saw a bunch of cute ones in a sex store the other day, but they are just so expensive.
G-d I want my boyfriend to have that power over me so badly. I want to get one…

I want

shingeki-no-sasha-braus:

So I’ve decided to do a giveaway, partly in honor of exams being over and partly because I’m fucking bored, but mostly because every single one of my followers are amazing and I love you and want to give something back to you guys :3

Of course, we must have rules:

  • Reblogs count- likes do not.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but I will include something extra if you are :)
  • No side/giveaway blogs- I will be checking.
  • Reblog as often as you’d like, just don’t annoy your followers
  • Winner will be selected by a random number generator
  • I’m spending a LOT of money on this giveaway, so please don’t give me hate if you’re not the chosen winner (please)
  • You must reply within 48 hours or a new winner will be chosen
  • You also must be comfortable giving me your address; I can’t exactly send you something without it, yeah? ;)

First place will receive:

  • Any two wigs from amazon.com
  • Any Attack on Titan shirt from Hot Topic
  • any two manga volumes of your choice
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (or any other John Green book)
  • An SNK necklace of your choice
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit from anywhere online (So like you can get a dress or a wig or shoes or some shit)
  • ANY Assassin’s Creed video game for a console of your choice
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 5,000 words based on the otp/prompt of your choice- posted on AO3
  • SHITTONS OF CANDY

OR

  • A brand-new Xbox 360 with any three games of your choosing

Second Place will receive:

  • Any one wig from amazon.com
  • A SNK necklace
  • Any two manga volumes of your choice
  • CANDYYYY
  • A one-shot fanfiction over 2,000 words based on the prompt/otp of their choice- posted on AO3
  • One piece of a cosplay outfit (shirt/boots/wig, etc etc.)

Third Place will receive:

  • A manga volume of their choice
  • Any poster from amazon.com
  • a rabbit’s foot because why fucking not
  • CANDY

If you’re not in the SNK fandom and would like something from other fandoms, we can work it out.

Also, if you already have all the Assassins Creed games, you can substitute it with the game of your choice.

International shipping! Such awesome

Winner will be announced on August 30th!

Good luck!! <3

willowbambi:

Hello beautiful people, so to celebrate reaching 2k subscribers I decided to do a giveaway! I’m really excited about everything that I have to give to one of you so here is everything you need to know!

** rules **

~ Reblog as many times as you like just please try not to spam
~ Likes don’t count but are welcomed for reference
~ Must be following me
(I’ll be checking if you follow me if you win, purely because it’s a follower giveaway so it would be nice if you were following me :)
~ No give away blogs please
~ I’ll ship anywhere in the world
~ Must be 18 or have parents permission for me to have your address so I can send it to you!
~ winner will be drawn at random

** what you will win! **

~ 1 pack of Insence, patchouli (directly bought from India)
~ 1 tube of Henna (good stuff as it’s also directly from India)
~ 1 Arwen Evenstar replica necklace!
~ 2 home made flower crowns
~ 1 wooden mushroom pen (this is so cute)
~ ‘This is not a book’ by Keri Smith - it’s the same type of book as ‘wreck this journal’ which I’m sure you’ve all heard of.

PLUS lots of other little goodies I will be throwing in along the way :)

Giveaway ends 5th of May, message me if you have any questions!

Goodluck sweet flowers xxx

madewithpaper:

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As always, we appreciate your support.
Both Walnut and Graphite are available in the U.S. and Canada at the introductory discount price until April 30th. Buy Pencil at shop.fiftythree.com.

Want one, mon soleil?

madewithpaper:

PENCIL. INTRODUCTORY PRICE ENDING SOON.

For just two more weeks, Pencil will be available at the introductory price for U.S. and Canada orders. If you’ve been considering buying Pencil, there’s never been a better time to surprise a friend or treat yourself!

Here’s how we’ve improved…

Faster Shipping.

Long waits are over. Pencil will now ship in 2-5 business days in the U.S., and 4-8 business days to Canada.

International Customers.

We’re working hard to make Pencil available to our international fans. We want this to happen as much as you do and will have more information on international availability very soon. Sign up now to be notified when Pencil becomes available in your country. Even better, sign up before April 30th and hold a special discount on Pencil when it becomes available.

As always, we appreciate your support.

Both Walnut and Graphite are available in the U.S. and Canada at the introductory discount price until April 30th. Buy Pencil at shop.fiftythree.com.

Want one, mon soleil?

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Just So You Know

bleakgeek:

I understand that I am not beautiful. I understand why I am not. It’s not ok, but I’ve lived with it for quite some time, and I don’t give a shit. I am not an alabaster waif with big eyes. I am not Emma Watson. I am not photogenic. I don’t possess the type of hair featured into hair care product…

You cannot make fire afraid